英語簡單笑話故事大全
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簡單英語笑話故事篇1
A Woman's Answer
女人的回答
A husband said to his wife,
一位丈夫對妻子說：
"Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"
“為什么上帝把女人創造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?”
"Well," his wife answered at once.
“噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，
"The reason is very simple.
“原因很簡單。
God made us beautiful so men would love us;
上帝使我們如此美麗，男人才會愛我們。
God made us foolish so we would marry them."
上帝使我們如此愚蠢，我們才會嫁給他們。”
簡單英語笑話故事篇2
Wife's Begging
妻子的祈求
Two men were talking at the break-room.
兩位男士正在休息室淡論著。
One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife.
一位對另一位說起他與妻子的一場爭斗。
"In the end" he said, "I had her begging on her knees."
他說：“最后，我迫使她跪下來求我。”
"What did she say?" asked the coworker.
“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。
"She told me to come out from under the bed."
“她求我快點從床下爬出來。”
簡單英語笑話故事篇3
Reasons
理由
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
一天清晨，媽媽去叫還在睡覺的兒子起床。
Wake up, son.
起來，兒子。
It's time to go to school.
去學校的時間到了。
But why? I don't want to go to school.
但是為什么?我不想去學校。
Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
給我兩個理由，你為什么不想去學校。
One, all the children hate me.
第一，所有的孩子都恨我。
Two, all the teachers hate me.
第二，所有的老師都恨我。
Oh! That's not a reason.
哦!這不是理由。
Come on, you have to go to school.
來吧，你必須去學校。
Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?
那給我兩個為什么我要去學校的理由?
One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.
第一，你都52歲了，應該明白自己的責任。
Two you are the principal of the school.
第二，你是學校的校長。
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