開(kāi)心一刻笑話大全英語(yǔ)
開(kāi)心一刻笑話大全英語(yǔ)
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開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話篇1
He's just Been to the Zoo
When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.
"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."
他剛?cè)ミ^(guò)動(dòng)物園
當(dāng)我在銀行里排隊(duì)時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)一位婦女抱著一個(gè)小孩站在一個(gè)窗口。男孩正在吃一個(gè)面包卷，并將面包卷戳向出納員，出納員笑著搖了搖頭。
“別這樣，親愛(ài)的，” 男孩的媽媽說(shuō)。然后她轉(zhuǎn)向出納員說(shuō)，“對(duì)不起，小伙子。請(qǐng)?jiān)徫业膬鹤樱麆側(cè)ミ^(guò)動(dòng)物園。”
開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話篇2
if you drink ，肚里就不會(huì)長(zhǎng)蟲(chóng)了
A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son," asked the father, "What does that show you?"
"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."
一位父親打算讓自己的兒子知道酒精有多么可怕。
他把分別把兩只蟲(chóng)子放到一杯清水和一杯威士忌里做對(duì)比。
清水里蟲(chóng)子安然無(wú)恙，結(jié)果威士忌里的蟲(chóng)子蜷縮了幾下就掛掉了。
"所以，兒子啊，"父親問(wèn)道，"得出什么結(jié)論?"
"恩，這說(shuō)明，你只要喝酒的話，肚里就不會(huì)長(zhǎng)蟲(chóng)了!"
開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話篇3
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.
Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.
That's because it's empty, said his bright son. You'd be all right if you had something in it.
一個(gè)男孩放學(xué)回家時(shí)，覺(jué)得肚子痛。來(lái)，坐下，吃點(diǎn)點(diǎn)心，媽媽說(shuō)，你肚子痛是因?yàn)槎亲邮强盏摹３渣c(diǎn)東西就會(huì)好的。
一會(huì)兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說(shuō)是頭痛。
你頭痛是因?yàn)槟愕哪X袋是空的，他那聰明的兒子說(shuō)，里面裝點(diǎn)東西，就會(huì)好的。
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