關于兩個人對話的英語笑話
關于兩個人對話的英語笑話
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。學習啦小編整理了關于兩個人的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關于兩個人對話的英語笑話篇一
A farmer purchases an old，run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds，the farmhouse is falling apart，and the fences are collapsing all around.
一個農(nóng)民買了一塊破舊荒廢的農(nóng)場，他準備把這塊農(nóng)場變成興旺的園林。然而目前這塊地是雜草叢生，房屋破舊不堪，四周的籬笆也是東倒西歪。
During his first day of work，the town preacher stops by to bless the man’s work，saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!”
在他第一天工作的時候，城里的一個傳教士給他送去了祝福:“愿上帝與你一起實現(xiàn)你的夢想吧!”
A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. I}ok and behold，it’s like a completely different place-the farmhouse is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition，there are plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens，and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows.
幾個月以后，那個傳教士又一次來到農(nóng)場，快看那，這里與上次相比簡直是天壤之別。房屋重新修好了，條件也比以前好多了，成群的牛羊在歡快地吃著青草，地里的莊稼也整整齊齊的排列著。
"Amazing!” the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!"
“太神奇了”，傳教士驚呼道:“看那，上帝和你一起實現(xiàn)了你的夢想!”
"Yes, reverend,” says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"
“沒錯，教士，”那個農(nóng)民說道:“可你也要記住當初這個農(nóng)場只由上帝一人支配的時候是個什么樣子!”
關于兩個人對話的英語笑話篇二
The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said "Good Morning.”
一天工程系的主任走進一個班，說道:“早上好。”
The whole class chorused" Good Morning”
全班齊聲回復:“早上好。”
"Hi，you are freshmen aren’t you?" he asked.
“你們是大一的吧?”主任問道。
One student bolder than the others asked him how he knew.
一個膽子比較大的同學問主任是怎么知道的。
"Well，”he said. "When I say‘Good Morning' to a class，if they are freshmen they say Good Morning' too. If they are sophomores，they quietly fold their papers away，and look at me. A class of juniors will look at me over the top of their papers, and then get back to them. A class of seniors will ignore my greeting, and keep reading the papers. When I say `Good Morning' to a class of graduate students, they write it down.”
“嗯，”主任說，“如果是大一的新生，當我向他們問早上好的時候，他們也一定會說‘早上好’的。如果他們是大二的學生，他們會輕輕地合上課本，然后集體望著我。大三的學生則會從書本上抬起頭看我一眼，然后馬上又繼續(xù)讀書了。大四的學生則會對我視而不見，繼續(xù)看書。至于研究生班的學生，我向他們問早上好，他們就會把這句話寫在筆記上。”
關于兩個人對話的英語笑話篇三
"God is Dead.” –Nietzsche
尼采說:“上帝死了。”
"Nietzsche is dead. " –God
上帝說:“尼采死了。”
"Therefore, Nietzsche is God. "-Plato
柏拉圖說:“這樣看來，尼采就是上帝。”
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