輕松幽默英語笑話

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　　輕松幽默英語笑話：記得別吸煙

　　A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:

　　候診室里坐著一位憂心忡忡的病人，當醫生傳喚他時，他滿面愁容地說：

　　"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"

　　“醫生，怎么辦?我昨天誤喝下一瓶汽油!”

　　"Oh,...Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"

　　醫生回答他說：“喔..沒關系啦!記得這幾天不要抽煙!”

　　輕松幽默英語笑話：精明的家庭主婦

　　A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.

　　一位精明的家庭主婦聽人說有一種爐子用起來可以比她現在用的爐子省一半的煤。

　　She was very excited, and said: "Thatll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"

　　她聽了大為興奮，說：“那太好了!一個爐子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我買兩個爐子的話，不就可以把煤全都省下來了嗎?”

　　輕松幽默英語笑話：你應該學禮貌點

　　One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

　　一天，比爾和湯姆去餐館吃飯。當服務員端上兩份牛排時，比爾迅速地為自己拿了比較大的那塊。

　　Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

　　湯姆對此很不開心：“你什么時候能學會禮貌?”

　　Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

　　比爾說：“如果讓你先拿，你會拿哪個?”

　　Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

　　湯姆說：“當然是小的那個。”

　　Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

　　比爾：“那你還抱怨什么?小的那個不就是你想要的，不是嗎?”