英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話(huà)

英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話(huà)

　　學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)可以是一個(gè)枯燥的過(guò)程，也可以是一個(gè)有趣的過(guò)程。小編在此獻(xiàn)上搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)，希望對(duì)大家有所幫助。

　　英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話(huà)：半價(jià)票

　　"How much is the movie ticket?"

　　“電影票多少錢(qián)一張?”

　　"Ten dollars, kid."

　　“10美元，孩子。”

　　"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."

　　“我只有5美元。請(qǐng)讓我進(jìn)去吧，我只用一中眼睛看。”

　　英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話(huà)：考試不及格

　　Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

　　媽媽:這次測(cè)試你為什么得這么低的分?

　　Kid: Because of absence.

　　孩子:因?yàn)槿笨肌?/p>

　　Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

　　媽媽?zhuān)耗愕囊馑际强荚嚹翘炷銢](méi)去?

　　Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

　　孩子:不是，是坐在我旁邊的孩子沒(méi)來(lái)。

　　英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話(huà)：懲罰

　　A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

　　小女孩從學(xué)?；氐郊遥瑢?duì)媽媽說(shuō)：“媽媽?zhuān)裉煸趯W(xué)校我因?yàn)闆](méi)做過(guò)的事受到了懲罰。”

　　The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this. By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

　　媽媽驚叫著說(shuō)：“那太糟糕了!我要去和你的老師談一談這件事。順便問(wèn)一下，你沒(méi)做過(guò)什么?”

　　The little girl replied, "My homework"

　　小女孩回答說(shuō)：“家庭作業(yè)。”

　　英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話(huà)：《思想者》

　　Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.

　　兩個(gè)男孩正在欣賞羅丹的著名雕塑《思想者》

　　"What do you suppose he's thinking about?’asked one.

　　“你猜他在想什么”其中一個(gè)問(wèn)道。

　　"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes." replied the other.

　　“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪里了，”另一個(gè)回答說(shuō)。